The biggest conversation that fantasy owners need to have with themselves is whether or not the divorce will take center stage early on in the season. Will we see points for saying “divorce”? How much will Kourtney push Kim to end her relationship? Will Scott continue to be absolutely hilarious? Can Rob pull some appearance points for his Dancing with the Stars performances? We’re going to update our point sheet in the next few days to make it more New York specific and to include divorce stuff.

Stick with us dolls, we’ll change the way you watch the Kardashians.

1. Bruce gets some bling

There are a lot of women in Bruce’s life, and sometimes, a guy just needs to be ‘one of the guys’. Case in point: the ladies take off on vacation, and Bruce decides to stay behind and bro-out with Rob. There’s some clubbing, a late night stop for fast food, oh and a trip to piercing shop. Bruce’s only dilemma, one ear or two? He goes for two; proving “I do what I want!”

2. Surprise!

In season one, the ladies try to pull one over on Bruce. I don’t think so. Kris, Kim, Khloe and Kourtney head to Mexico for a Girls Gone Wild photo shoot, but decide not to tell Bruce about the trip. Bruce obviously finds out and decides to fly to Mexico to confront his lying ladies.

3. Helicopter hobby 

It’s nice when we see Bruce doing something on the show that has nothing to do with his famous daughters. We got a look at one of Bruce’s hobbies, flying model helicopters, and have never seen him look so happy! Kris tries to put the kibosh on his ‘copter flying by taking away his credit card, but that later comes back to bite her once Khloe decides she’s on team Bruce.

4. He’s still got it

What better way to raise money for charity than a celebrity boxing match? Bruce killed it in the ring, knocking out his opponent while raising money for The Dream Foundation.

5. Mid-life crisis

If anyone is deserving of a mid-life crisis, it’s Bruce. Hanging out with a younger crowd, reminiscing about the ‘toys’ he used to have and a new slicked back hair style are just some of the things that have Kris convinced he’s in the midst of a mid-life crisis.

1. Shorty gets a makeover

Shorty was a homeless man that was hanging around the two Kardashian owned stores, Dash and Smooch. Khloe and Kourtney were afraid he would scare off their customers, so the do-gooders decided to bring Shorty to Kris’ house for a shower and a shave. Regardless of whether or not the stunt was just for the cameras, the girls seemed to be genuinely nice to Shorty which we can’t hate on.

2. Sweet gesture for Lamar

It has to be hard to have a husband that travels so much. To show Lamar how much she misses him, and what he has waiting when he gets home, Khloe decides to send him a sexy video. She enlists the help of Malika to create the video, which ends with Khloe topless in a bathtub full of candy. Unless there’s something that E!’s cameras missed, we’re not sure if sexy is the best way to describe the video, but it sure was memorable.

3. Khloe strips down for a good cause

Khloe bared all for a PETA photo shoot as part of their ‘I’d rather go naked than wear fur’ campaign.

4. I’m adopted

Khloe and Kris’ relationship is an interesting one for sure. The two have differing opinions on almost everything, and after reviewing some old family photos Khloe was convinced she had been adopted. In season 3, Khloe insisted on a DNA test to confirm or deny her suspicions.

5. Driving Under the Influence

Khloe’s DUI arrest was captured on camera for the world to see, along with her subsequent trip to the slammer. She only served 173 minutes of her 30-day sentence, but the ordeal was taken seriously by the whole family. It was one of the few times on the show that Kris talked about her ex-husbands role in the OJ Simpson trial and what affect that had on her and her family.

6. The Slap 

It’s no secret Khloe isn’t Scott’s biggest fan. Khloe’s anger get’s the best of her, and lays into Scott with a nice slap across the face. The slap lands her in anger management class, where she continues to show her love for Scott by calling him a “douche-lord”.

Mmmmmm Chicken.

Now let’s get some Kardashianimals up there!

Here’s Rob K looking hilarious on the (grey) red carpet…

And here’s Kim K showing her support (and maybe wearing Kris H’s shirt)

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This photo of Lady Gaga inspired us to reach back into our mind-vaults to find pictures of Kim looking classically gorgeous. Here’s what we found:

There’s so much Kardashian news on a daily basis. We can hardly keep up. But we do. And you guys get to read it. Yay!

Shooting a promo for their new show, Kim, Kourtney and Kris H look super glamorous.

We’ve never been sure about High-Waisted pants, but if anyone can pull it off, it’s Kim K.

The Kardashian sisters are pimping their new line JPS Selects. They look so hot!

Here are some totally adorable pictures from the Kardashian Family Reunion in Bora Bora.

Speaking of high-waisted pants, here are Kim and Kris H heading out to dinner in NYC and looking amazing as per usual.

And while you’re at it, you know you want to see glamorous Kim at LAX.

Did you miss Rob Kardashian on Dancing with the Stars last night? Check out EW’s Recap right here.

Here’s another link to the happy newly-weds out in NYC. Kris is soooo tall.

This link is a series of pictures of Kim “Checking out her greatest Asset” at a photo-shoot.

She’s so hot!

Finally, don’t forget to check out Scott Disick on H8R tonight on CW.

Kim was featured in an Office-inspired skit shown on Sunday’s Emmys, poking fun at her pampered lifestyle. Quite fittingly, she was spotted the next day in Beverly Hills getting a manicure, pedicure and massage. Work it!

Trouble in paradise? Rumors have been swirling that Khloe and Kourtney don’t like Kim’s new hubby Kris Humphries.

Not everyone loves the Kardashians as much as we do. Mike Jerrick from Philadephia’s Fox 29 morning show mocked the sisters after speaking with them live on the air.

Here’s a little recap of Khloe and Lamar’s nuptials. Keep in mind that some of these things will likely repeat themselves during Kim and Kris’ wedding special.

All-star guest list: Kobe and Venessa Bryant, Ryan Seacrest, Joe Francis, Sugar Ray, Alan Thicke, Ron Artest, Derek Fisher, Luke Walton, Sasha Vujacic and Chelsea Handler were among the 250 guests.

Insane registry: $6,000 tiger statue, Hermes plates at $355 each, $1,200 set of knives, $1,140 Buccellati Monte Mario sterling silver soup ladle, and a $6,795 vase.

The food: guests were served a four-course dinner that included a chilled heirloom tomato soup and a melon salad, and a choice of filet mignon or wild salmon as the main course.

The wedding itself was rumored to cost about $1 million, compared to Kim and Kris’ reported $10 million wedding extravaganza. We’ll see how the two compare on October 9th and 10th.

Like our Kardashian sisters we’ve been so busy saving the world and helping people. Remember that episode where Khloe and Kourtney adopted Shorty the Homeless Man? Well we touch hearts and minds too. Remember when the whole Kardashian Klan went down to New Orleans and took a family in a FEMA trailer shopping for new furniture for the house they didn’t have? Well guess what… we’re doing that too! It’s safe to say that our new site http://vtresponse.com wouldn’t have been possible without the life-lessons we’ve learned from the Kardashians. Helping people is cool you guys. Reach out! Get involved! It’s what Kim and Khloe and Kourtney would do and have always done. Anyways, we love you and we’ll have fresh content just as soon as we’re finished saving the world.

Love ya!

The Reality VC Crew

Hey Dolls!

We’ve been giving a ton of thought to how we want to structure our two-day Kardashian Wedding Special Fantasy League and we’ve finally figured it out. Here’s what we’re going to have a blast doing:

Leagues will be made up of 5 teams. That means you and 4 friends get together and compete against each-other. You determine how your draft order first by picking straws, numbers out of a hat, wine drinking contest, etc…

Once you’ve established your order the first pick chooses one person from the field of main characters below, then proceed through the fifth pick. At the end of the first round the fifth pick gets to go first and you cycle back through in reverse order. In the third and final round the first pick goes first and the fifth pick goes last. This is called snake draftand your boyfriend/husband will be seriously impressed when you tell him about about your upcoming snake draft for the Kardashian Fantasy League.

You can choose any of the following characters for your main team picks:

Kim—Kloe—Kourtney—Kendall—Kylie–Kris Jenner—Bruce—Rob Kardashian—Lamar—Scott Disick— Kris Humphries–Khloe’s friend Malika

Keep in mind that you want players who are going to score well on our scoresheet. Draft strategy is a fun science so take your time thinking about who you want to pick!

Now if that weren’t enough we’re also playing with two Guest Write-In Player’s on each team. Basically they’re people you think will attend the wedding and will get points in the bottom part of our Dash Point Sheet. These people can be picked by as many teams as want them and you can change them in between nights of the two-day Wedding Special on E!. We’re going to send you forms for all of this but right now we’re just getting all our ideas out there for you to mull over.

Here are some ideas for people to pick:

Kathy Lee Gifford–Demi Lovato–Eva Longoria–Lindsay Lohan–Kenny “Babyface” Evans– Greta Van Susteren–Ryan Seacrest–Juliane Hough–Avril Lavigne–Mario Lopez–Ciara–George Lopez–Joe Francis–Venus Williams–Serena Williams–Scottie Pippen–Sugar Ray Leonard–Stevie Wonder–Lala Vazquez–Carmelo Anthony–Kelly Osbourne–Nicole Richie–Any of the New Jersey Nets–Kanye West–Jay-Z–Beyonce….

At the end of the draft day you’re going to have a team that looks like:

• Kim
• Lamar
• Malika
• Scottie Pippen- (write-in)
• Ryan Seacrest- (write-in)

We’ll get you more information on how to play as we get a little closer. But for now…

Love you! Happy two week anniversary Kim and Kris!